funny jokes?

why are abo's getting stronger?

bigger tv's

mhmmm

what do you say if you see a tv floating in the dark?

drop it nigga





what do you say if you see a fridge floating in the dark?

nothing thats one big nigga.

so this chicken crossed the road

why did the dick cross the road?
to get to the vagina on the other side.

hahahahahahaahahhshahahha

why are blackk people so fast??
all the slow ones are in jail

whats the difference between an african kid and jeans??
jeans only have one fly on it

funny how they are all black jokes XD

Q: What's the difference between an Abo and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.

Q: How can you tell a Jewish house?
A: Toilet paper on the washing line.

Q: What's the difference between pizzas and Jews?
A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A: Someone dropped 20 cents down a rabbit hole at a Jewish Convention.

Q: How do you stop little Nigger kids from jumping up and down on your bed?
A: Put "Velcro" on your ceiling.

Q: How do you shoot a Black man?
A: Aim for the radio (or "ghetto-blaster").

Q: How do you define "confusion"?
A: Father's Day in Harlem.

Q: Why do Niggers smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why do Niggers in Brixton have such small steering-wheels?
A: So that they can drive with their handcuffs on.

Q: What do you do if you see a drowning Nigger?
A: Throw him an anchor.

A White student is telling his friends how he had beaten-off three Black muggers the night before.
Black student, overhearing the conversation, says "Yo, you're full of shit, man!"
"Yeah?", says the White student, "And what colour is shit?"

Q: What do you call 50 Abos rolling down a hill?
A: An Abolanche.

Q:How do you know if an asian robbed your house?
A: your homework is done, your cat is in the microwave, and they are still trying to back out of the driveway.

cdnz wrote:

A White student is telling his friends how he had beaten-off three Black muggers the night before.
Black student, overhearing the conversation, says "Yo, you're full of shit, man!"
"Yeah?", says the White student, "And what colour is shit?"

haha thats good

Why did a boy fall off a swing?

His mum threw a fridge at him.

why did a boy fall of the seat?

his mum threw a fridge at him.

why did a boy fall off his bike?

he had no arms.